Today, the day set aside to commemorate my birth, I present a completely unnecessary item. I have headphones, in fact, I have these headphones. The last iteration at least. I wear them every day and pump everything from deep, bass-filled dancehall reggae to tinny, whiny-voiced podcasts through them. But the new ones are better, especially dealing with the frustration of pairing them to my computer at home. That process seems to fluctuate somewhere between difficult to impossible.